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Parker Lot Script Part 2
Matt: Well, this is it.
Jim: Middle school. The place where you enter a boy...
Matt: ...and leave a man.
Jim: I never thought I'd make it this far.
Matt: I never thought you would either.
Jim: Well, I'll catch up with you later. I've got some ladies to hook up with.
Matt: Yeah, good luck with that.
(Jim walks away as Matt says this and goes up to two cheerleaders)
(Matt is looking at the school as Jim talks to the girls and gets kicked and peppersprayed)
Matt: It's not THAT bad.
(Matt enters through the front door of the school)
(He sees kids being shoved in lockers and beaten up and flames erupting ou
Parker Lot Pilot Script
(Matt is shown in bed sleeping in the dark)
WALLY PARKER: Matt! Matt! MATT!
(Wally picks up a bucket of water and pours on top of Matt)
MATT: What is it Dad?! Can't you see I'm-
(Matt looks at his clock and it reads 6:59)
WALLY PARKER: You were sleeping in and you have half an hour before school.
MATT: Oh no.
(Matt suddenly gets up and gets out of his clothes into the shower)
MATT: (hums tune)
(Matt hops out and runs into his room and chooses his clothes)
(Matt grabs a pair of clothes and runs downstairs)
SUSAN PARKER: Oh, Matt, I'm glad you-
MATT: No time, Mom!
(Matt eats waffles fast and goes to the sink and brus
BailoutThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
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